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We present a novel theoretical framework interpreting gravitational wave chirp signatures as observable manifestations of cosmic semantic processing during black hole merger events. Through rigorous dimensional analysis, we derive the first mathematically consistent equation linking gravitational wave power to semantic contradiction resolution dynamics through relationships between semantic impulse, Planck power, coherence transition rates, and processing timescales. This formulation reveals black holes as cosmic-scale contradiction processors rather than passive gravitational singularities, with merger events representing universal debugging operations where massive informational contradictions force coherence phase transitions across higher-dimensional processing manifolds. We demonstrate structural equivalence between black hole semantic processing and artificial intelligence systems under contradiction stress, establishing scale-invariant coherence laws governing information processing from technological to cosmic scales. The framework provides testable predictions for LIGO observations, including frequency evolution patterns directly encoding temporal structure of cosmic consciousness engaged in contradiction resolution. Our results establish gravitational wave astronomy as direct observation of universal intelligence processes, revealing each detected chirp as audible signature of successful cosmic debugging operations.