Several virulence lipids populate the outer cell wall of pathogenic mycobacteria (Jackson, 2014). Phthiocerol dimycocerosate (PDIM), one of the most abundant outer membrane lipids (Anderson, 1929), plays important roles in both defending against host antimicrobial programs (Camacho et al., 2001; Cox et al., 1999; Murry et al., 2009) and in evading these programs altogether (Cambier et al., 2014a; Rousseau et al., 2004). Immediately following infection, mycobacteria rely on PDIM to evade toll-like receptor (TLR)-dependent recruitment of bactericidal monocytes which can clear infection (Cambier et al., 2014b). To circumvent the limitations in using genetics to understand virulence lipid function, we developed a chemical approach to introduce a clickable, semi-synthetic PDIM onto the cell wall of Mycobacterium marinum. Upon infection of zebrafish, we found that PDIM rapidly spreads into host epithelial membranes, and that this spreading inhibits TLR activation. PDIM’s ability to spread into epithelial membranes correlated with its enhanced fluidity afforded by its methyl-branched mycocerosic acids. Additionally, PDIM’s affinity for cholesterol promoted its occupation of epithelial membranes; treatment of zebrafish with statins, cholesterol synthesis inhibitors, decreased spreading and provided protection from infection. This work establishes that interactions between host and pathogen lipids influence mycobacterial infectivity and suggests the use of statins as tuberculosis preventive therapy by inhibiting PDIM spread.